does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

got milk bitch? 🥛🍼😶 got beef? 😠👊🥩got steak ho? got cheese?👀🧀  grade 🅰️ ho, not lean 😳❌ got me a1, sauce please 😫 these heifers got nothin’ on me 💁‍♀️ steaks high, 🥩⬆️need a side of collard greens 🥗 ca💲h 💰🤑💸 rules everything 🌎🔁 around me 😋 ice cream🍦😛 ice cream 🍨😝 you a calf bitch 🐄, you ma daughter 🤱i ain’t bothered 🤷‍♀️ get slaughtered 🔪 got the methane, i’m a farter🍑💨 with my farmer 👨‍🌾 mcdonald 🍟 and they feed me real good, it’s a honor 😔 philly cheesesteak all in that order, chili cheese fries as a starter🌶🍟 got the steroids 💉 keeping me stronger 😉💪 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow, i am not ⛔️ a cat 🐱, i dont 🙅‍♀️🚫😤 say meow 🔇🤬😾 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow 🐄❤️🐮

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

be your own manic pixie dream girl

be the manic pixie dream girl you want to see in the world

sex positivity has turned into teaching girls to ridicule other girls for preferring missionary or “vanilla” sex as if it’s supposed to be a competition as to who can withstand the most violent sex and who can endure the most abuse from men veiled as a kink

this post is literally saying girls are conditioned in this fake sex positivity movement to shame other girls for not wanting to be slapped hit choked etc during sex or not wanting to dress up as a child and call their boyfriend daddy or what the fuck ever and u demons are literally in one ear out the other “at least i’m not boring 💅🏼”

the original post wasn’t even Kinkshaming like be into whatever ur into i guess but ask urself why u think being slapped and hit and choked is the Standard as opposed to Boring Vanilla Sex. ask urself why u want to make fun of other girls for not wanting to endure the same. why do you view sex as a competition as to who can get hurt the most? ask urself why u wanna be degraded. figure out if that’s really for you or for the guy ur fucking. it’s important to analyze and figure out why we want what we want

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

I hate that the insinuation is that non-mixed black folks don’t also struggle within their blackness. Almost every black person I know mixed or not has felt insecure in their black body at some point in their lives. So jumping into someone’s Ask box like “um I can’t relate to black people around me I never really felt black” is not only presumptuous but inconsiderate.

i know some of you guys didn’t listen to black people music until you graduated high school but you don’t need to remind me of problematic verses you just heard for the first time at a house party last month