stop coming here i'm dead

Reality:

GUYS SO THIS BRAND ONKYO IS DOING AN OSOSAN COLLAB TO MAKE WIRELESS MATSU EARBUDS AND THEY HAVE CUSTOM MATSU VOICE LINES FOR STUFF LIKE BLUETOOTH AND I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS WORTH TRANSLATING UNTIL I READ KARA’S LINES anyways i did some translations for everyone to enjoy! ALSO KARA’S POSE IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING YELLING HIS LITTLE HIP THRUST IM CRYING

Unlike other Osomatsu-san related material, the English dub is particularly hard to come across due to the digital copies not being available for purchase in many countries nor it being available in streaming services such as Crunchyroll. These are resources for fans to be able to check it out before buying the (rather pricy) blu-ray set!

These are in 720x570, which is to mean, not exactly HD, but it was needed for storage purposes. The reason not all episodes are already available is because those aren’t actually ripped from the blu-ray discs, as I don’t own a software that can break the encryption. Rather, they’re high quality recordings of the blu-ray audio that is then synced to the video of the Japanese blu-ray discs. Putting them together takes a little bit of time, but I’m surely making my way through these and all episodes (2 to 25, as episode 1 was banned in Japan and therefore not dubbed) will be available soon! This post will be updated regularly as the remaining episodes are uploaded.

Dailymotion Links

(please note that, unlike YouTube, Dailymotion doesn’t have a “hidden” video option, so you’ll have to enter a password to watch these. The password is dayon !)

Ep. 2

Ep. 3

Ep. 3.5

Ep. 4

Ep. 5

Ep. 6

Ep. 7

Ep. 8

Ep. 9

Ep. 10

Google Drіve Folders (Downloadable!)

Eps. 2 - 15

All Episodes

Ep. 2

Ep. 3

Ep. 3.5

Ep. 4

Ep. 5

Ep. 6

Ep. 7

Ep. 8

Ep. 9

Ep. 10

Eps. 15 - 25

Coming soon!

To come:

All episodes in both platforms

Torrent file with all (Ep. 2 to 25) episodes in HD (720x1080) 

MEGA folder with all (Ep. 2 to 25) episodes in HD (720x1080)

Stay tuned for updates!

Is it Better than Pingu in the City?: Osomatsu-san

MyAnimeList User score for Osomatsu-san: 7.96

MyAnimeList User score for Pingu in the City: 8.40

Hello, boys. Good to see you tagging along with the Akumas as usual.

For the holidays this year, the staff is releasing a group unit of the Pinefields returning from Christmas tree shopping! Clearly, none of them except for Chorlie understand the concept of safety, considering how they’re all sitting. Juicy is arguably being safer just for riding a skateboard separate from the car, you hooligans.

Also, who’s driving this car? I don’t see Chorlie behind any steering wheel. Is that Christmas tree sticking out from the driver’s seat? How are Orson and Todd not totally blocking the windshield view? I have so many questions.

This unit will be added along with the Akuma Workers after the next maintenance session!