I’m A Quality Peice Of Sexy Furniture

below average penis please

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

the distinction between professional and amateur is pay btw. if you get paid for doing it you're doing it professionally. it says nothing about quality. some of the best craftspeople on earth are amateurs and some of the worst writers are professionals.

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

If I was a cat I'd make the mrrrp? sound all the fucking time.

putting my hands on your bulge for emotional support