Blood!

Trained my dog to donate blood on command

let’s be so for real if a vampire needs even a gallon of blood a year then they need to have multiple humans willing to be used as blood bags. it’s either that or kill your victims. i hate to break it to you but your vampire girlfriend has other little snacks on the side…

you stole dog blood

that man is so beautiful passed out and covered in blood

it's normal to like blood it's very normal

does anyone wanna bleed out with me

ever since i was little i knew i wanted to be covered in blood

life isn’t about being popular or having tons of friends. life is about finding those people who you can wordlessly show an image of someone covered in blood and have them go “yeah awesome”

gets punched right in the blood and passes out embarrassingly on the dash

We should all start bloodposting

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

porn is so boring like oh my god when do they start bleeding out