NOODLIN'

i hope no one ever tries to call me a “soft boy” because i’m not. i’m a hard boy and my penis never dies

When you are one with the music

Luvs it

WHO IS SHE

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

She looks like she’s casting spells

okay w o w here’s a ring and my heart have fun with it

Wow. So this is what love at first sight feels like. Cool.

Music appreciate post. 

like, once you’ve figured out you’re gay, each year you level up to a gayer version of yourself

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper

I’m gonna be completely honest, I actually had no idea Alexa was supposed to be a robot and I just assumed the joke was that someone had an assistant who followed them around and played the songs they wanted on command

She just had a phone and speakers and would just play Despacito bass boosted in an McDonald’s parking lot because you asked

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

g

garlic bed

canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

AU where i’m not a goddamn idiot and didn’t do that

the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this