I drank hot sauce once

I’VE MOVED TO A DIFFERENT TUMBLR

jk no i didnt. get prankd

This explains why people living in houses talk about lights flickering/taps turning on and off/etc. curious ghosts

If you’re a ghost, hit me up and I’ll teach you how to play Mario Kart

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

it’s baCK

Donald Trump removed the KKK, Neo-Nazi and other white supremacist groups from the Terrorist Watchlist and will focus all his counter-terrorist on ones carried out by Muslims - two years after Dylan Roof killed 8 black churchgoers & right after the Quebec massacre where a white supremacist killed 8 Muslims at their mosque. I will never forgive or carry any sympathy for those who voted for him.

I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like “uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuuuuck”

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

imagine keith and lance on a mission and they have to split up for a plan and lance is like fuck,,shit so keith gives him a kiss on the cheek and a thumbs up and lance is like IM ON FIRE NO ONES STOPPIN ME NOW BADDA BING BADDA BOOM BABY!!!!!!!!!!