Dumbist Smartass

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

They call it a Ted Talk because uhhhh well they call it that because uhhhh hang on I’ll think of it

You’re an insane person and I respect it

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It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

Almost all of your fans are all three, what did you expect?

mostly just thinking about like. how different challenges seem to take off. and all of a sudden you’ve got these little guys in your house that the adults are all pretty cautious about. i think people would like. treat them like actual animals (bad idea) or try and feed them something other than what they want (Bad Idea) or try and provoke a metamorphosis for shits and giggles (BAD IDEA) because sometimes tiktok is a nightmare app

Metamorphosing my Hobb at 3AM

tumblr added a feature where if you get a post to 10m notes the most common word in both tags and comments would become the op’s new url. this ended up with the entirety of tumblr’s user base getting a pukicho post to 10m notes to change the url to “pukeicho”

Shockingly accurate to the Tumblr attitude. Puki would be livid

pukei*

What the fuck did you do to me