Depressed™️

im donna drop Confessions Of A Former Bastard Cop here it covers this culture well

Christopher Paolini occupies a similar position in my mind as George Lucas where they made stories that were (and to some degree still are) very important to me and I believe on some level that they are great creative minds but also that they are just not at all good at their jobs

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

Penguin Diogenes

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

forbidden mario pussy attack

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

the brother

if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

I literally do this every day its called a job

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG