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Eddie: I asked Karen to edit a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Chim: Hi I'm your paramedic, and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun.

*Misses the hole four times, then finally punches the straw through the side of the pouch*

Hen: Tell us about your love life Eddie, how is that going?

Eddie, pinching his fingers: I’m this close to falling in love with Buck.

Karen: Your fingertips are touching.

Hen: Who are you talking about?

Ravi: Mr and Mrs Poop over there making plans about their kids.

*Buck and Eddie discussing Chris and Theo's schedules and planning their week around them in the background*

Hen: Oh don't get me started about Buck and Eddie parenting another kid together while ignoring implications left and right.

Chim: Hey Harry you talk to Chris all the time what does he think about all of that?

Harry: He's just so happy he gets to be a big brother now. He has a whole clipboard filled with things to teach Theo.

Maddie: Okay. Okay. Wow. How are we feeling about this?

Eddie: Good. Great, even. You know, I’m an ally. I post a rainbow on my Instagram every pride month!

Maddie: So now you’re more than an ally—wow, I’m getting an incredible sense of déjà vu right now.

Eddie: I’m in love with your brother, by the way.

Maddie, sighing: At least you reached the right conclusion. Tell him, please. I can’t suffer any longer.

Chim: Never, I love my wife.

Ravi: No.

Buck:

Michael: Yes.

Eddie: