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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

ok

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

Guy named jeff: yeah i can Jeffinitely help you with that

Spencers is the funniest store ever they really put 25% of an off brand hot topic in the front of a sex toy dungeon and then called it a day

Hence the invention of the Porch

Brushing your teeth in the shower feels so fucking good you can get as sloppy as you want in there

Say goodbye to your cock?

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre