Why are you here?

every so often I will recalibrate my crate of posts, accelerating the rate of which I administrate the garbage posts I feed you

corporates have berated us, accurately, that quantity is better than quality, comparatively. I am simply rational, and concentrate on being considerate.

Why curate great, decorated content, if it will decelerate the unconcentrated posts, leaving craters

I might as well defenestrate disfigurated defibrillators and bratty brats that eat dehydrated bureaucratic bratwurst, and deliberately degenerate demonstratable demonstrations, desecrate desperate deteriorating decorators, elaborately disintegrate laboratory doctorates, exaggeratingly evaporate eviscerated fraternities, incinerate frustratingly explorative generations that generate grated gratification, illustrate invigoratingly inspirational imperative iterations of irate irrational invertebrates, lacerate liberated illiterates, migrate moderately menstruating marathoners, narrate orchestrated oversaturated narrators, perforate perspirating pirates, rate rated rateable rats' rateability ratings, recalibrate rattlesnakes, refrigerate refrigerators, scratch scratchable scratchy separate strategic stratospheric strategized strategies, titrate temperately temperate temperatures, and tolerate triceratopses and wrathful velociraptors,

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names an .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

It's also being reported they leaked people's IP addresses, too. Oof.

It also appears this could be a site-killing hack - it appears nobody updated anything since 2016, and the leaks are basically showing the security holes were security canyons. Almost every user is now compromised. 4Chan is fucked.

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Oh, this is terrific. This might be the last 4Chan post ever, and what a garbage ending to it.