How do you say nerd in Gnommish

Mulch narrates the whole thing which is just as bad as it sounds

Artemis gets angry when he finds out that his dad is being accused of criminal activity, because “he’s my dad he would never!”

There’s this awful amazing scene where Arty is skateboarding with one of those one-wheel things and I laughed way more than I should

Yes Disney just decided to kill off his mum before the movie even takes place which makes no sense

Artemis spend quality time with his dad?? And his dad says I love you while they’re hugging??? Very out of character for everyone involved

The actual dialogue is very bad, very cliche and just.... *shudders*

Instead of it being a pile of stolen gold it’s some weird weapon thingy. Might be cuz I haven’t read the books in years but I don’t remember that at all

Butler is v strange. Yeah they made him black instead of following the actual representation in the books because That’s Disney Baby! But they also gave him super bright blue eyes which look very fake.

Apparently Artemis Senior is just trying to protect humanity... seems fake but ok

Jokes about fake discrimination that I don’t really understand

And that’s just the first 20 minutes!!

Yes Disney ruined the awesome thing about Holly being the first girl in LEP and in doing so ignored the presentation of gender inequality and how Holly defies that

Yeah she’s white ouch

Haven city looks like a ripoff of any Star Wars scene ever

At exactly 24:47 Foaly makes the stupidest noise ever it’s funny but not in a good way

They made Holly seem bad and inexperienced for no reason

“Stay shielded at all times Holly!”

*bursts out of a volcanoe screaming and flying over a city*

Foaly is my only solace in this movie. He’s beautiful and he’s a centaur and he wears a skirt. What more is there to say?

Half an hour left and I have a feeling of remorse that it hasn’t ended

They did not make Julia or Butler cool at all

Kind of spoilers but Butler started dying at one point and I don’t actually know why. All he says when he recovers is “I didn’t cry did I?” Congrats on reinforcing toxic masculinity Disney

MULCH’S MOUTH AHHHH WTF

There’s slow motion a couple times and it’s very jittery and stuttery

For some reason no one other than Artemis and Dad Artemis actually has an Irish accent

Imma be real with you guys I felt a bit hollow when I finished. God that sucked. That troll wasn’t even rendered well.

you know the drill

“Artemis Fowl”:

“The Arctic Incident”:

“The Eternity Code”:

“The Opal Deception”:

“The Lost Colony”:

“The Time Paradox”:

“The Atlantis Complex”:

“The Last Guardian”:

Artemis: It’s the fairy? That we’ve been hunting?

Butler: