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"I'm too cute to die!!"

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I'm a system! I generally put on a mask to be more appealing to the general population, for a few fronters it's exceedingly obvious who's who! Primarily Romeo! DON'T FUCKING ASK WHO'S FRONTING IM SICK OF IT, I will tell you if it's relevant don't know what to call us? Jesse works! Any/all!

#2 Gabrotto shipper!!! #1 Gabrotto truther!!!!

Friends? Friends!

@adminromeo451

@moonlitrosesandstarrynotes

@mugzymiik

@havingawizardproblem (this blog never works)

Extra blogs!

Xara fictive blog @xara-felli (I did not feel like thinking about the name.)

Romeo fictive blog @toying-with-the-natural-order

Fred fictive blog @flowering-birch

Jesse & Jess fictive blog @the-eye-s-of-the-storm-s

Cassie Rose fictive blog @cassidy--rose

The rest! @rest-of-the-comet-system

DNI!!

Forsaken, sorry. MDNI blogs, "Endogenic" systems, non-sharing Yumishipers, Transphobic, homophobic, racists. You're typical Dni.

Talk shit, get hit!

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

coffeedcait

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

cup1d1an-l0v3r

people who bully others over their redesigns SUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️ who even CARES if they’re FLUFFY‼️‼️‼️‼️

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

skingrad

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Original poster deactivated 22’nd of September 2019

nintooner

for a better tomorrow

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messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

fishefishefishe

sevcon-iii

But that's not a cat

the-official-goose-god

yes it is

maryland-officially

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

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And you’ll see it again

maryland-officially

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

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So uhhh

Keep going then?

maryland-officially

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

sushi1056

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

sometimesagenderlessvoid

@maryland-officially

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I will never be free of this post

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Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

skopostheorie

dingoskidneys

Ok I'm starting a tag game: make yourself in this picrew + one song you've been listening to a lot lately + the most recent animal you saw outside + tag 4 ppl. Ok go

Song: The Most Wanted Person In The United States - 100 gecs

Animal: bunny :]

Tagging: @lhurluberlu-hululant @dagothurgent @andietries @agnosticblowjob if you want!!

decaying-appleseeds

Huh never had a picrew turn out that accurate to me

Song: Phony by Nightcord at 25:00

Animal: toad ^^

No pressure tags! @vict1mthree @justamoonstar @pixelpawsisaweirdname

v1ctimthree

Me reveal! My hairs dyed brown rn but I was too lazy to add that lol so I used my natural hair color!

Duh by Underscores (Mainly bc im making a animatic to it lol)

And i saw a crow!!

No pressure tags

@equi-knox @aneedleandarose @b10hazard110 and uhhhh @clownfish-casino

clownfish-casino

neighborhood #2 (laika) by arcade fire !!! I saw a cow outsiiide

marble-kitty

gulp ummmm erm

song: shes a handsome woman.......panic at the disco........

animal: um I think a bunny idk

@kingofyaoithethirdd do you think ts even looks like me </3 :')

@timetravelingcowboy @cup-of-lavender-tea @izzynstuffz

toothynstuffz

me with some of my sonas features!!!!!!!

been listening to biblical violence by hella a lot!!!!!!!1!

animal… cows!!!!!

hmm umm @atomicraft @heliumgenius @jazdazzler @g3ck0o um i never tag yall sorry if you hate me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

g3ck0o

FIshsy......... fishes....... why bro look like Ryland Grace I am NOT him 😭

I Hold Your Hand In Mine by Tom Lehrer is too much of a bop honestly

COGUHS. I DONT TALK TO ANYONE WHO ISNT ALREADY HERE OTHER THAN @findthelosthero AND @gearbugs UHEUOWLJFAS<AF<. GWHAT DO I DO

gearbugs

I love adding animal features to me,,,so so creeture,,,

‘I walk the line’ by those poor bastards !!

And I saw my pet kitty cat last❤️

UHM UHM UMM I DONT KNOW WHO TO TAG,,, @spoik-is-here @driceberg2763 HI GUYS

spoik-is-here

I don’t usually give myself anima features but I caved and gave myself fangs cuz it’s cute

Okay so Twin Carousel for the song I’ve been listening to a lot recently, and my dog Cody as the last animal I saw outside

I do not have 4 moots that know are okay with being @ ed so uhhh- @mini-minstrel sup

mini-minstrel

Not much lol

Best I could do for my hair lol

Uhmmm...

Animal: Horse at last night's rodeo (I'm working at a summer camp, this is a weekly occurrence).

Song: Under My Skin by Jukebox The Ghost

Moots, uhm... alright, been tagged by Spoik, so not including them. Uh.

@miki-mikstrel @theoneandonlyjello @askaboutmymoths @loadbearing-jpeg

You all seem like the kinda folks who wouldn't be unhappy to get tagged in something like this, so.

Welcome aboard?

loadbearing-reblogs

Song: I'll See You in My Dreams by Isham Jones

Animal: a mink down by the docks

@clownfish-casino @izzynstuffz @theocrytos @i-will-pick-later

first time i've properly tried a tag game :)

i-will-pick-later

Song: Hellfire by The Mechanisms

Animal: I saw a raccoon in a dumpster the other day. Still thinking about it.

@toomanyfandomstoomanyhotmen @aplatonicjacuzzi @dude-named-jesse @lonesome-canine

I always feel bad tagging people, like I’m bugging them lol

dude-named-jesse

Song, Beacontown Freewalk

Animal, Rabbit outside rn

Tags, Open tags

veinitas

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

quizzicalqueek

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

littlegaywitch

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

sindri42

https://xkcd.com/231/

psychotictea

This is true!! In french you would say “minou” which is just like…. French for kitty , most of us just tell it out when we see a cat

queenoftongues

^I just learned a new word in french, my cat is gonna hate me.

sabertoothwalrus

I love being in my house and hearing a muffled “KITTY!” from a member of my family in another room

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YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

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Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

half-infected-paul

has this been done before

real-language-facts

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

halcyoncyrus

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

halcyoncyrus

everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

harsh-noise

#collage au jack and nurm

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