I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

may i have this caramelldanse

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION