ducksindresses

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

I don't remember making this post. But there's my name. Right up there in the corner.

i feel like a man lost in the desert having oasis hallucinations

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

boy howdy do i have news for you

the only true george washington comes from washington state in america. everything else is just old white man

the only true vienna sausage comes from vienna, austria. everything else is just wet hot dog

the only true komodo dragon comes from komodo island in indonesia. everything else is just big lizard

the only true chillies come from the country chile in south america. everything else is just hot grape

The only true hunger comes from the country Hungary. Everything else is just lesser starvation

the only true lyme disease comes from lyme, connecticut. everything else is just Unfortunate Syndrome.

the only true hamburgers come from hamburg, germany. everything else is just demolished cow

The only true turkeys come from Turkey. Everything else is just fucked up chicken.

The only true cans come from Canada. Everything else is cylindrical metal container.

the only true lesbians come from the island of Lesbos. everything else is just cooler woman

The only true ice comes from iceland. Everything else is just cold water.

the only true guinea pigs come from equitorial guinea in africa. everything else is just fucked up hamster

The only true green comes from Greenland. Everything else is just yellowish blue

the only true green comes from greenland. everything else is just blueish yellow

The only true ants come from Antarctica. Everything else is just ground bee

the only true buffaloes come from Buffalo Wild Wings. everything else is just long-horned bison

The only true arcs come from the Arctic. Everything else is just large boat

the only true brussels sprouts come from brussels, belgium. everything else is just small cabbage

The only true germs come from Germany. Everything else is just evil microorganism

the only true virgins come from virginia state in america. everything else is just rizzless being

The only true new comes from New Jersey. Everything else is just opposite old.

the only true new comes from new york. everything else is just infantile form

The only true jam comes from Jamaica. Everything else is just glorified jelly.

the only true music comes from the musical road in lancaster, california. everything else is just organised sound

The only true pens come from Pennsylvania. Everything else is just permanent pencil.

the only true silly comes from silly, belgium. everything else is just funny goofy

the only true george washington comes from washington state in america. everything else is just old white man

the only true vienna sausage comes from vienna, austria. everything else is just wet hot dog

the only true komodo dragon comes from komodo island in indonesia. everything else is just big lizard

the only true chillies come from the country chile in south america. everything else is just hot grape

The only true hunger comes from the country Hungary. Everything else is just lesser starvation

the only true lyme disease comes from lyme, connecticut. everything else is just Unfortunate Syndrome.

the only true hamburgers come from hamburg, germany. everything else is just demolished cow

The only true turkeys come from Turkey. Everything else is just fucked up chicken.

The only true cans come from Canada. Everything else is cylindrical metal container.

the only true lesbians come from the island of Lesbos. everything else is just cooler woman

The only true ice comes from iceland. Everything else is just cold water.

the only true guinea pigs come from equitorial guinea in africa. everything else is just fucked up hamster

The only true green comes from Greenland. Everything else is just yellowish blue

the only true green comes from greenland. everything else is just blueish yellow

The only true ants come from Antarctica. Everything else is just ground bee

the only true buffaloes come from Buffalo Wild Wings. everything else is just long-horned bison

The only true arcs come from the Arctic. Everything else is just large boat

the only true brussels sprouts come from brussels, belgium. everything else is just small cabbage

The only true germs come from Germany. Everything else is just evil microorganism

the only true virgins come from virginia state in america. everything else is just rizzless being

The only true new comes from New Jersey. Everything else is just opposite old.

the only true new comes from new york. everything else is just infantile form

The only true jam comes from Jamaica. Everything else is just glorified jelly.

the only true music comes from the musical road in lancaster, california. everything else is just organised sound

the only true george washington comes from washington state in america. everything else is just old white man

the only true vienna sausage comes from vienna, austria. everything else is just wet hot dog

the only true komodo dragon comes from komodo island in indonesia. everything else is just big lizard

the only true chillies come from the country chile in south america. everything else is just hot grape

The only true hunger comes from the country Hungary. Everything else is just lesser starvation

the only true lyme disease comes from lyme, connecticut. everything else is just Unfortunate Syndrome.

the only true hamburgers come from hamburg, germany. everything else is just demolished cow

The only true turkeys come from Turkey. Everything else is just fucked up chicken.

The only true cans come from Canada. Everything else is cylindrical metal container.

the only true lesbians come from the island of Lesbos. everything else is just cooler woman

The only true ice comes from iceland. Everything else is just cold water.

the only true guinea pigs come from equitorial guinea in africa. everything else is just fucked up hamster

The only true green comes from Greenland. Everything else is just yellowish blue

the only true green comes from greenland. everything else is just blueish yellow

The only true ants come from Antarctica. Everything else is just ground bee

the only true buffaloes come from Buffalo Wild Wings. everything else is just long-horned bison

The only true arcs come from the Arctic. Everything else is just large boat

the only true brussels sprouts come from brussels, belgium. everything else is just small cabbage

The only true germs come from Germany. Everything else is just evil microorganism

the only true virgins come from virginia state in america. everything else is just rizzless being

The only true new comes from New Jersey. Everything else is just opposite old.

the only true new comes from new york. everything else is just infantile form