love song of the new century

What a way to find out that you’re a vampire

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

Pedojacketing trans women is bad even if you didn't do it on purpose.

Oh you didn't know she was trans? Well, I'm glad your transmisoginy turned out to just be regular old misogyny.

"i did not realize this person was uniquely vulnerable to ninjutsu when i performed the forbidden flying dragon strike upon them unprovoked, destroying them. i'm a victim too"

"The previous four times I've eradicated innocent people with my ninja arts were simply misunderstandings. If that did happen, it was because my detractors lack reading comprehension."

"though i spoke at great length to my warriors, describing this enemy in detail and outlining and how her evil must be defeated at any cost, i never actually said 'get her.' any of my ninjas who have since chosen for some reason to attack her are honorless ronin who do not fight for me, though also they're right and what they're doing is good. i am so unbelievably operating in good faith, it's not even funny"

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

Here y'all go pitting two bad bitches against each other for no reason.

no more brother wars

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work