be the serpent

Pilot Guillermo is so iconic. He’s like LMAO have you seen these dorky cosplaying DnD playing loser nerds? Aren’t they pathetic? Anyways, let me explain to you in great detail why I’m the biggest vampire nerd of them all and how this entitles me to eternal life

guillermo

goodbye

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.

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much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.

“your food sucks ass but I can fix it”

i aint never seen two normal best friends . always one of them gotta be kafkaesque

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.