wait, what

Girlboss? Nah, girlunion, and girlstrike.

Girluella warfare

You come into my house? You eat my food? And this is how you show your respect? By being funnier than me on my own post. DisGUSting

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

waking up to the sound of rain >

if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

we are all just sitting in our own little bedrooms all across the world with our headphones in listening to our little songs aren’t we

Doctor speaking you to with a clearly irritated tone of voice during a routine check-up for no apparent reason, does the knee reflex test with unusual force, not enough to truly hurt but still noticeably harsher than other times

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

me in my mind when i wake up at 3am to drink some water: pink is my favorite color i love pink 

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

The whiplash of feeling excited and hopeful about Blue Georgia to the horror and anger over witnessing an actual live fascist coup. January 6th sure is a day.