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Geralt, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Jaskier: *half asleep* Geralt, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

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Geralt: Jaskier? Are you wearing make-up?
Jaskier: Yeah, but it's just eyeliner
Geralt: Hmm
Jaskier: What do you think? Do you like it?
Geralt: It's fine, I guess
(Later)
Geralt: YENNEFER
Yennefer: I know
Geralt: HE LOOKED SO FUCKING GOOD
Yennefer: I know
Geralt: I think I love him
Yennefer: I know
you mentioned len sleeping with barry's doppelgangers to piss him off and i found that so funny, and then i imagined barry trying to get back at him by sleeping with one of len's doppelgangers and just how. incandescent with rage that would make len. which amuses me greatly.
hfkdjfjd you’re SO right. len would pretend to be completely nonchalant about it to barry’s face, drawl some line about how imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, and then as soon as barry left the room he’d be like
except not “nearly.” leonard snart voted most likely to pull a gun on his own doppelgänger for sleeping with his barry allen
Barry: Len…
Len: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Bb you KNOW what I want (coldflash its coldflash)
Ugh yes you DO. I love the idea of Barry using Len as a means of self-destruction. One idea I have is a fic where Barry goes back in time to stop the particle accelerator from exploding (to save Ronnie or to stop meta powers from destroying a good person or something like that) and as a result, ends up in an alternate timeline: no powers, no Caitlin and Cisco, Iris married to Eddie, everything calm and lots of people alive who wouldn’t be otherwise...
And Barry is feeling so fucking lost. Purposeless.
He tried to find excuses, to work his way into Caitlin and Cisco’s lives, but Caitlin was happily married to Ronnie with a kid on the way, and Cisco had just invented some gadget that was going to make him a millionaire and busy beyond his wildest dreams. He still hung out with Iris, but she and Eddie were still in their honeymoon phase and attached at the hip.
Barry at least wasn’t still living with Joe in this timeline. He had a crappy shoebox apartment on the wrong end of downtown, but there was a bus stop at the end of the street and a good selection of takeout restaurants in the neighborhood. By the end of the first month, he’d tried them all. Upon realizing this, he felt an ache inside. Because this was the sort of thing that would be his only thrill, from now on.
His feet carried him past the Indian fusion place, down into the seedier streets he had once patrolled, confident that he could take anything this town could throw at him. Of course, all he had going for him now was a pepper spray key chain and the beginnings of a death wish. Through an alleyway, he saw a familiar neon sign hanging above a doorway.
Saints and Sinners.
Barry chewed on his lip. He turned down the alley.
The bar was just as it had been in his own timeline - which was to say, pretty crappy with a rough crowd. Barry scanned the room, not really sure what he was even looking for until he spotted him.
Snart stood off near a corner where a few other tough customers were playing darts. He had a beer in hand, which he lifted, lips wrapping around the opening as he tipped his head back and swallowed. He looked the same, too. Arrogant, almost theatrical. Cold and sharp and assessing.
Barry got maybe twenty seconds of staring in before Snart’s eyes snapped over to him. His lip curled into a sneer as he stalked closer. “Keep staring, Bambi,” he drawled, “and someone might get the wrong idea.”
God, how sad was it that it was comforting to have Snart trying to threaten him? Barry lifted his chin and squared his shoulders. He had a couple of inches on Snart, which seemed to annoy him when he noticed. By some miracle, Barry’s voice came out steady. Flippant, even. “Or maybe the right idea,” he shot back.
The sneer slowly melted into a smirk. “Do you know who I am?”
“Oh, yeah,” Barry assured him. “I’m a big fan.”
lisa once shuts down an argument with len by saying “at least i’m not dating a 25 year old” and it’s so brutally effective that she uses it for years even after it doesn’t make sense anymore
lisa: at least i’m not dating a 25 year old
barry: ??? i’m 32 and len and i have been married for three years
lisa:
len: no she’s right
Can you bless us with your character notes on Barry because I'd love to see em and talk and compare notes but also just. Ur coldflash takes are always so good so u would love to see more of how your brain works.
(I'm so sorry if this sounds weird I'm v awk)
asfjskg it's not weird at all thank you!!
i think one of the notes i come back to a lot on barry is that it's wild to me that the show has never really gotten into the conflict between who the flash is supposed to be and who barry is. like the flash is clearly barry's idealized version of himself that he's putting out in the world: the flash is selfless, brave, inexhaustible, and benevolent
barry allen, meanwhile, is selfish, fear-driven, petty, constantly on the brink of mental and physical exhaustion, and morally gray at best.
he's also young. i think it's impossible that barry doesn't have any resentment about becoming the flash so young, especially as the years pass. in this timeline, eobard foisted his powers on him, what, a decade and change early? barry never had a life for himself, with complete overlap between his childhood crusade to free his father and his adulthood crusade to *checks notes* keep every single person in a mid-size american city safe from every kind of preventable harm
i think it’s realistic that barry would be a little burnt out, and prepared to give himself permission to be a little selfish about something harmless after everything he’s given up for his loved ones and the city (or at the very least, it would be healthy for him to be)! and since in canon we’ve seen him go behind his friends’ and family’s backs to work with len, i find it a really compelling option that the thing barry’s decides to let himself have is len!
it’s not completely fair to barry’s friends and family; barry sleeping with and/or getting emotionally involved with someone who literally tried to kill several of them and did kill several other people is reasonable cause for concern! but barry is so absolutely, deeply sure that len is a good man that he’s just like “wow so you hate him just because he had a hard childhood... have you considered that *i* had a rough childhood?” and there’s really no arguing him out of that
len meanwhile thinks the whole thing is hilarious on a superficial level and he’s very smug about it, but one inch below the surface he’s probably panicking about what a big deal it is for this to be the thing that barry finally puts his foot down about because no matter what barry might say, there’s no way there’s anything casual about what he feels for len

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so i was rewatching 2x09 bc christmas and like. thinking about len breaking into joe’s house to warn barry about mardon and jesse. and of course we know that he went and made himself cocoa and sat in the chair, perfectly positioned for his dramatic reveal - but you can’t tell me that len broke into barry’s childhood home and didn’t immediately start snooping through his stuff
first of all i think he’d want to even the score. bc after the events of family of rogues, barry now knows more about len’s past, his childhood and his trauma than i think len would really be comfortable with anyone knowing (hence why he makes that jab to iris about having a rough childhood; he knows barry’s probably shared that information with her, he doesn’t like it, he feels exposed and vulnerable, and so he makes the decision to bring it up before she can and trivialise it, to take that power away from her and own it.)
i can’t remember how much info len canonically has about barry’s life, i don’t think barry would ever have had any reason to share the details of his traumatic past with len and i doubt he’d give len that power willingly with the state of their relationship being what it was (though i also don’t doubt that len would have done some research of his own, because he’s meticulous, and i’m sure he’d have made it his business to learn as many of the flash’s weaknesses as possible. know thy enemy, and all that.) would len really have passed up an opportunity to scope out barry’s home environment, see what kind of person he is behind the mask? his likes, dislikes, hobbies, keepsakes? taking back some of the power he lost when barry learned about len’s abusive father, albeit on a smaller scale, by going through his possessions?
at the end of the day, len knows broadly what kind of person barry is - that he’s brave, honourable, self-sacrificing, persistent; he knows about his family and his career - but he doesn’t know what music he likes, or what pictures he has in his room. he knows who the flash is, but he doesn’t know who barry allen is. and i think he’d want to have that info, both for practical reasons - the more he knows about barry, the easier it will be to manipulate him, to figure him out - and also because i think (and this may be seen through shipper goggles, sue me) that len likes being one of barry’s big villains. i think knowing more about barry than the average meta of the week is something that appeals to him. it makes him different than the other villains. more dangerous. makes the game more interesting.
so like. here i am, thinking about len entering joe’s house and sauntering around the living room. picking up the family photos and examining them. making his cup of cocoa (and absolutely leaving all the washing up for barry to do later, because he’s a dick like that) and while he waits for it to warm, he goes upstairs. goes into barry’s room and wanders around. looks at the bookshelf, skims through barry’s music collection, goes through his wardrobe. opens his drawers and rifles through his belongings. maybe steals something, because he’s leonard snart and he’s incapable of not stealing something, and also because he knows it’ll piss barry off, and he loves getting under his skin. it’d probably only be something small, something easily missed, but that’d be even better - in a few months barry will be looking for something he hadn’t even noticed was gone, and he’ll be frustrated, and maybe put two and two together about who took it. meanwhile len, very smug, lying on his bunk in the waverider, keeps messing with some random trinket he stole from barry’s dresser.
so anyways, len conducts this very thorough examination of barry’s stuff. flicks through his old college textbooks, checks out his dvd collection, catalogues it all, puts together puzzle pieces. working out what kind of person barry allen is.
and of course he doesn’t want to be caught doing this, because that would take away some of the power of the act (and also no way does he want barry to know that len finds him interesting enough to go through his stuff; that would be Embarrassing and len is still trying to act like his attraction to barry isn’t glaringly obvious. like a cat that hangs out in the same room as you all the time but tries to play it cool, like it’s some big coincidence that they just happen to be with you All The Time)
so he heads back downstairs, makes his cocoa, sprawls out in the armchair and waits (and part of me hopes he was waiting for a while bc it’s inexpressibly amusing for me to imagine len sat there having to take a mouthful of cocoa that’s gone cold because he’s been waiting for so long, and having to not react, because that would ruin the effect)
and then of course barry gets back and everything plays out, but the whole time len has that smug feeling, that he knows something barry doesn’t, that he knows him a little better, that he’s evened the score tonight in ways that don’t just involve repaying barry for saving lisa’s life - and it also humanises him a little. because now he knows barry is a person as well as a hero. he knows what music he likes and the dumb action figures he collected as a kid and whether or not he makes his bed in the morning (he absolutely doesn’t) and it softens things a little, so his parting shot, ‘merry christmas, barry,’ doesn’t come out with as much venom as he intended. because it’s hard to keep up the mockery when he’s seen a more personal side to him, hard to face off against the flash when he’s not wearing the suit, when he’s home and surrounded by his things, when it’s impossible to forget that the flash is also barry allen and maybe finding out these little details about him wasn’t such a good idea after all because it’s a lot harder to hate someone after you’ve snooped through their sock drawer
anyway that’s what I’M thinking about tonight, wbu
Eggsy: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Harry: Eggsy, it’s four o'clock in the morning.
Eggsy: So you can’t sleep, huh?
Eggsy:
Eggsy: … Is it the blanket?
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Character A (RE: Character B): ugh, I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him do all his emotional labour and teach him to have a sense of self-worth
Character C: well, you don’t have to
Character A: no, i’m gonna

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make me choose ↳ anonymous: coldflash or steelatom?
bisexual barry allen
— iris used non gender specific words to describe barry’s future significant other in 1x01; “to meet the right person”
— “if you liked [oliver], i could see why. i mean, he’s a billionaire by day, and saves the city by night.”
— nervously laughed when felicity commented that it sounded like barry wanted to date oliver
— barry got flowers for eddie when he was in hospital (not inherently romantic, but flowers??)
— sexual tension between him and eddie in the workout scene, especially with barry looking him up and down and eddie saying “harder” while holding the punching bag for barry and smirking up at him
— barry only shifted away from eddie on the couch when eddie moved for more space
— he doesn’t say anything when hartley flirts with him
— also barry gets unnecessarily close to leonard and hartley when talking to them?? just look at some of their scenes together
— even the actors didn’t know how close they were
— barry had such a crush on the arrow and oliver
— have you seen how barry looks at oliver
— his ‘damn’ when oliver came out of the dressing room as he checks him out