eric:

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

i have a suggestion

just realised there's an owo in coworker and now i can't properly pronounce it anymore

The meow in homeowner was bad enough. Now I have to know this too. Thanks.

As the originator of the "meow in homeowner" post, this treatise has now been cosigned. Motion has been approved.

"The Theory taking the Babies by storm: Nap time funded by The monsters under the bed?"

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER