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parmak (practising his federation standard): … and for many years i worked as a sturgeon…
garak (under his breath): a surgeon, love.
parmak: what?
garak: surgeon.
parmak: what??
garak: surgeon. a sturgeon is a fish, dear.
parmak (offended): well maybe i’ve started practising veterinary medicine. i’ve got my own things going on in life. things you don’t know about. such as fish medicine >:(
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the space seed episode of tos where they find khan and the ss botany bay is so funny because right off the bat you have kirk being like "yeah let's get that historian whats-her-name out there, maybe she can be useful for once" and it's like WOAH what's up with the liberal arts hate?? why is kirk being such a bitch to this lady for no reason. then you meet her and she's fucking obsessed with historical strongmen to the point of covering her walls in her own fanart. she lives on a spaceship in a utopian technofuture and she sleeps surrounded by busts of kings on purpose. her vibes are fashy and kirk is right to be a bitch, actually.
then they get to the botany bay and she's immediately driven to distraction by how horny she is for ricardo montalban under a thick layer of extra-dark foundation. sorry i'm gonna compare montalban with and without the makeup because it is SO distracting
also she refers to sikhs in the past tense implying that at some point in the last two hundred years there was a genocide that they're just glossing over. since she also calls them a warrior race it's also possible that she's just racist and somewhere on board the enterprise there are sikh crew members who dislike her as much as kirk does.
anyway you can assume that this is her first actual away mission and she fumbled immediately because she was so hot for khan but it's much funnier if this isn't the first time this has happened. every time they have to interact with a historical earth artifact she gets so horned up thinking about being a tradwife that she's rendered speechless. spock stays polite but kirk can't stand her. by the time kirk found out she was the type of person to paint her own portraits of napoleon and roman emperors to hang in her quarters it was too late to send her back and request literally anyone else. he's supposed to court martial her but offers to let her stay on fashy eugenics planet just so he won't have to keep her on his ship anymore. it's unclear if he lets her take her paintings or jettisons them into space.
this is the funniest analysis of “Space Seed” I've ever seen
... Same. :)
You know, if she hadn't completely fucked up her job in this episode, one suspects her career would not have survived The One With the Nazis from the next season
garak is literally so funny. every time someone is like “hey aren’t you that spy” he goes “whaaaat 😉 of course not! 😏 that would be absurd 🤭 who said i was a spy?” and then julian is like “oh yeah he’s been teaching me how to be a spy”
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"We came here as fast as we could Benjamin"
Odo’s role in far beyond the stars as the editor who’s “just doing what the owners of the magazine tell him” even if that includes being racist and sexist is such a fantastic parallel to his role as a collaborator in the occupation. He’s not the one committing genocide, he’s not the bad guy here, he’s just enforcing the rule of the ones who are actually committing the genocide.
data: i have no emotions
data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?
Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"
Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"
Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)
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Read an interview with Alexander Siddig where he refers to Julian's parents as having "tampered with him" and that phrasing is so extremely overt I can no longer keep quiet about how his genetic modification is a metaphor for incestuous abuse. It's such an obvious reading. Julian's parents (primarily his father) invaded their young child's body in a procedure that he could not possibly consent to, one he could not even remember, in a way that was illegal and must be kept secret, in a way that is viewed as unnatural, an object of social taboo and fear and disgust, so much so that the truth of Julian's existence becomes shameful and unspeakable. "I stopped calling myself Jules when I was fifteen and I'd found out what you'd done to me." "You used to be my father. Now you're my architect." Julian's discovery of what happened not only fractures his identity, turning it into a before and an after, it also removes his parents as parents, changes that relationship into something else. He was tampered with!! It's so loud!! But no one talks about it or maybe even thinks of it because it's uncomfortable. Well not me I am a making it weird and uncomfortable warrior. Don't worry Dr. Bashir I know the truth
behind every gay person is a gayer more evil person
Played with the star trek title generator
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
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