excelsior

i dont think any book could ever do what the raven cycle did to me when ronan took gansey’s car and crashed it…. the way i was screaming man

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

this is entirely alcohol fueled but why did grover disappear in hoo........ where did he go.... exchanged for what.... jason ???????? that boy Wishes he had the range grover did

villains can be funny n sexy as evidenced by the greenmantle’s

everyone’s out here acting like Zuko is the “bad boy” of the show but y’all are disrespecting the real bad boy Avatar Aang ??? this boy was out here sassing the entire fire nation army, making fools out of everyone, illegally riding the mailing system of Omashu as a slide, telling his first waterbending master to go fuck himself for being a sexist ass, illegally entering the fire nation, helping to blow up a factory because he thought eco terrorism would be fun and fresh, pulling the mr steal your girl card while pretending to be a fire nation student, and grabbing the fascist asshole Ozai by his goat beard and then whipping his ass???? what a King 👑