will you be slaying?

do you guys know about my corn shirt

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

you literally just have to go outside.

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin