at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

Larval stage

if there’s anyone on this earth both petty and loaded enough to take elon to court over twitter impersonations it’s metallica. genius maneuver

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

"i never saw the godfather" followed by "i only watch big movies" in that post is really getting to me... the godfather was a major box office hit and was widely enjoyed by audiences it's not a small or inaccessible movie on any level like literally very much a "big" movie so it's not even that you prefer mainstream to indie/art house it's very much just that any movie that isn't the millionth installment in a franchise of mind-numbing military propaganda starring a shitty actor in a ridiculous costume using the last of his energy to tell fart jokes in front of a green screen before he passes out from dehydration hurts and confuses you because it has the potential to make you think and feel anything at all.

you couldn't waterboard this out of me

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

in a fucked up world where heterosexuality is vilified..... straight men must wear pink and paint their nails to seem less threatening....... THIS SUMMER......... HARRY STYLES is HOMOCOP