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today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

Refreshing beverage and whatever that green thing is now selling for only $2.49!

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

they should invent a summer you can sleep in

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

OMG STFU WAIT EVERYBODY KNOWS RYLAND EATS TWIZZLERS AND ITS LIKE ONE OF HIS MAIN THINGS BUT HES LITERALLY EATING A PETROVA LINE. THE LEADING SCIENTIST IN ASTROPHAGE RESEARCH AND BREEDING IS EATING AN EDIBLE RED LINE LIKE THE PETROVA LINE ONG IF SOMEONE DOES NOT COME UP WITH THE FANART RN

i’m gonna call- (remembers i hate cops) steam support on you