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hear me out: a lotr game but you play as the ring, throwing yourself wantonly into the path of unsuspecting folk and slowly corrupting their minds as the game progresses

it’s a lovely morning in middle earth, and you are a horrible ring.

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

i think transfem jud is basically just canon jud with a few extra steps while tboy jud would be a nun and he would actually hate himself for his inaction of not stopping a bad man when he had the chance and that man continued to ruin lives and ruined jud's life specifically and he would have spent his youth in rehabs/psychiatric hospitals until he joined a convent and promised to be good but of course he will have ended up dealing with wicks eventually and he would have beaten everyone else to it and killed wicks himself this time and blanc would know immediately that this is all in reaction to a lifetime of abuse and trauma and he would spend the whole case finding a way to "solve" it without getting jud thrown back into an abusive system. so like the girl boy with a dragon tattoo basically. nun with a devil tattoo

blanc would clock "sister" jud as a gay man on a subconscious level thats what his 6th "no bullshit" sense would zero in on instead of his "inherent innocence" (since jud isnt innocent in a traditional sense here) bc the vibe they have together is nothing like his usual watsons (could be enlightening for him to reflect on helen's gender performance as her sister since janelle isnt cis but they are pretty intensely into women as opposed to the blowjob brothers in question here) and part of the friction between them would be blanc thinking he's having an inappropriately timed sexuality crisis until he sees jud in a clerical collar (he dresses up to take martha's confession - she's taking the fall for his sake bc she was gonna kill wicks anyway and to make up for what she did to grace plus she was horrible to "sister" jud but in the absence of a patriarch she recognizes that he would've made the best priest out of any cis man shes ever known - what she means when she tells him "you make a great priest") and seeing jud in masc clothes makes everything click for blanc. jud gets his gender affirming "what you were born to do, be her priest" moment and it's the closure and encouragement he so desperately needed before he can start to figure out a way to navigate his faith on less closeted terms... now that he's experienced gender euphoria he cannot go back to how it was! and then detective blanc leaves his husband for a mentally ill priest-killing ex-nun thats starting T at the age of 36. the end

A lone benadryl tablet has been spotted on my pillow this evening

I haven’t figured out how yet, but there should be some kind of commission or reward system when your friends get into a show you recommended. maybe a series of roguelite-esque perks

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing