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flawlessly moving my head in sync with a hypnotists swinging pocket watch to neutralize his technique before punching him in the throat and stealing his wallet

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

people don’t even say cheese when getting their photo taken anymore

its the vent demons they steal our whimsy while we sleep

exactly, cousin Throckmorton. No one has whimsy anymore. On account of the vent demons.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it