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I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

bro y’all would bully me hard if I went to America with y’all because I would just be going wow wow wow about the squirrels. like. Bro. That’s mammals, MAMMALS, and they’re out about in the day and they’re small and cute and you can find them everywhere, and and, they are confident enough to be in ur backyard and be close to you, MAMMALS though mammals man Waow. bro

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

I want my shower water pressure to be high so that shit will pummel me like the rocks

something decidedly unchic is afoot

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel