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i think this post is improved by the knowledge that i got renamed "punished ant" after getting banned for posting a gift of optimus prime twerking, completely forgot that was my nickname, and didnt understand why i was getting yelled at for typing
blogging is too dignified a term for what iām doing on here
I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriartyās terminal over and over again.
The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. Iām the guy that opens peopleās computers over and over again without asking first.
I'm reminded of the original Fable where you get negative 50 karma for divorcing... but only negative 5 for murder.
Well now thatās just silly
You get devil horns and a cloud of flies around you if youre evil enough.
Peasants will scream in fear and run from Dave the Five Time Divorcee
Thatās pretty funny actually
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bigs my eyes
bigs my eyes at you
bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs
sheās green for an amazing reason
I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there
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Then how exactly should I open it š¤Ø
A painting of a nightmare I had recently.
In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.
well I don't give a shit ā said with jaw and fists clenched

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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
āOHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeperā @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katieās Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEYāVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEYāRE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual hereās a rough approximation of these cookiesā journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96Ā @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
ANDĀ
ITāS
ITāS
ITāS NOT AN OPTIONĀ ITāS NOT AN OPTION I CANāT I-
I COULDNāT EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF IāD HAVE TRIEDĀ
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god itās back
H O W
Iāve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp forĀ āMissent to Nepalā
No one saidĀ āhey letās stop missending things to Nepalā they just saidĀ āletās make a stamp for thisā and called it a day.
Iām gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.Ā
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still donāt have a definite answer because THE REASON it says āno shipping services availableā is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
Dave strider