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nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

i relate to John Three Doors Down bc I, too, want something else, to get me through this, semi charmed kinda life baby baby. but instead of hard drugs I'm going to get a slurpee and food lion hot bar Mac n cheese

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"