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opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️

yeah okay ill reblog that

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

I hate calling any public service during work and having to talk to an AI before I can speak to a person. People will see me pick up the phone and dial a number and then I do not say hello or my name or anything, I just say words like "hospital" and "health insurance" and "invoice" into the void interrupted by long pauses.

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[buffalo whose child just came out to him] finally....a bi son