Neutrality at its Finest.

big dick tumblr thanos bout to snap their fingers and we’re all gonna sit here and watch our favorite blogs dissolve into the void one by one

Early Spongebob was a perfect combination of strong writing, great animation and hilarious voice acting that wasn’t very common back then. Most cartoons had two outta three, but Spongebob was the whole package.

@garyonmywaywardsnail

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

kristen stewart’s gay power to seduce any straight woman

Me

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

What an adorable start to a murder

CROW BABIES

bold of you to talk shit about crows so openly like they won’t find you and beat your ass

You know the “fortnite dances” as people are referring to are like, all popular dances from hip hop artists that were taken without credit, acknowledgement, or royalties right?

Black artists specifically

Almost every single one of them were thought of by black people and artists, then fortnite trademarked then without credit. This is literally cultural appropriation.

I weep at this perfection.