Deconvolve The Functioid

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(

So is Roque finally getting the invite tonight or

like i don't think people understand. it's affirming. it genuinely is. whatever you're dealing with or whatever you went through may not ever really go away. but you can manage it. you can survive it. you can live anyway. you'll get over it but not really. you'll be back. the emotion and the burning desire that you have inside you right now wiyull☝️ continyeough

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

I’m weirdly good at giving handjobs.

I'm only normal good at them 😔

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

you're thinking "why didnt you use an L bracket on the inside corner motherfucker. that'd've looked way cleaner you motherfucker you" oh you sweet summer child. you are a child and you were born in the summer, which is the most naïve kind of person to be, i guess. that's obvious to me because you don't realize how far away the store is. it's farther than you'd think. many describe it as "kinda far" or even "a little out of the way". i once knew a guy who went to the store and didn't come back till later that day. you don't know what it's like