There must be more than this provincial life

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

I lost it at- should be pale- and he fucking compared it to his own pasty arm. Legend

Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

Heavy duty too?! Niiiiice

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

SUGAH, WATAH…FIYAHHH!!!

The wildest part of this story to me is that he probably would have had better luck finding somebody who spoke Polish in O’Hare. 

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”