my indepth thoughts

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

Anon you fucked up so bad

I hope Dan and Phil keep calling themselves best friends until even the last saddening phannie understands the concept of being in love with your best friend, because the " 'best friend... sure'" jokes I see every single time truly enrage me

cutting your own hair is fun because a) if you mess it up you can tell people "well, i did it myself" and they will instantly understand that they should not be holding your haircut to hairdresser standards b) if you DONT mess it up then whenever you get a compliment on your hair you can say 'thanks, i did it myself!' and they will think you are even cooler than you already are. trust me works every time.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul