Having No Gorm, Fully Gormless

the silt verses literally aren’t scary that’s just what being on a road trip is like

You disassemble John? You disassemble John for eating peanuts and also doing countless atrocities? Oh! Oh! Disintegration for Mercymorn! Disintegration for ten thousand years!

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

God said “let’s do a silly one”

actually they'd eat all the polinators and cause a famine soo if anything its silly *and* efficient.

the plague of mosquitoes was after that so I think pollinators weren’t the main concern

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

"that’s not actually Crown’s boyfriend, Nona, it’s her sister, but I don’t think anyone could blame you for getting confused" is a wild line and it's describes their whole t h i n g with terrifying accuracy but the best part is how everything becomes even worse after