a piece of my passion sent into your hand

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

literally the best thing about living now is how much information we have on the celestial bodies. we know when the next full moon is for the next couple of centuries, we know when the next handful of eclipses are gonna happen, we know when this little rocks gonna swing by the planets orbit. it's fucking rad

I know they figured most of this out over 50 years ago at this point but the fact physics models are so reliable we can calculate that sort of thing back billions of years, to a point where the physics as we know it just stops working is incredible, makes me deeply happy to be alive

My shayla.... Oh i Miss you roz

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard