Jewish Snack Chip

I'd say two more cup sizes would look perfect on ya

What the actual fuck Home Depot

They gave him his job back plus back pay. Just one shit manager I guess.

Ok, so this lovely sunday i’m going to paint the back room and it’s going to be my zen, exercise paradise… anybody have any inspo ideas?

A nice warm yellow with pink sprials

I don’t think there is going to be enough room if I’m going to have hundred of bunnies.

pls yus

SHE SAYS IT AT KINGS ROW YESSSSSS

Eeeeeee

I’m so glad they did this. I was gunna be real mad if she said it on the moon.

yelling at young kids and making them do things

Kiss the asses of old rich people

Making numbers behave.

Help people understand why their metal box is the wrong amount of hot inside.

Faking friendship to make people exchange money for pretentious rotten grape juice.

Low-grade luxury accessory wholesaler.

artistic prostitution

You know how you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover? I make you do that.

staring at bat shit for 8 hours a day

coordinate a large network of people who hate each other and hate the work they need to do

give keys to important and sensitive buildings to idiots

Add various powders to some liquids and see if they change color. 

I hug people then take all the blood out of their grandma.

When I'm not edging 2-4 times a day

send me your face just like this

I would but I can't cross my eyes :p

since you’re distributing your weight evenly across the chair I don't think it would hurt that much

I don’t get it… I feel like I should… but I don’t

No you shouldn’t, cuz then you would have to think!