Nothing's Impossible

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

imo by far the funniest thing about daniel making it to being a worldwide bestseller and then dating armand is that not only does it look like he invented a guy and then forced his controversially young boyfriend to pretend to be that fictional guy, he picked the villain. from every iwtv citizen’s perspective, a world renowned journalist wrote a novel analyzing the cycles of abuse from the perspective of one guy and his evil ass boyfriend, and then declared to the public that he, daniel molloy, can in fact handle allat

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

These two are why I woke up at all

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real