The Clit Is Lit

having someone who is very patient and understanding with you, even on your hard days, is my form of a pure love language.

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

Guaraha is valid and I love him very much.

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

The notes on this are hilarious

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

Mature relationships are where it’s at. That trust filled lifelong “I’m mad but I want you to know I love you” kind of security. That not having to worry about them posting your business and issues on social media, and instead bringing your issues directly to the table kind of relationship. That never going to sleep mad promise. Good shit