Your International Gratuitous Smut Peddler

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

It absolutely kills me that Niall was just like going to a secondary location with Ruben and locking ourselves in? Okay yay ❤️ but also I do understand because I think he probably thought it would be something like the last time they had something really heavy and awful hanging between them and had to hash it out aka the hospital scene. Like yeah something violent and awful is probably going to happen to me but then it’ll be over. And he’s had this hanging over him for four years now I’m sure there was a part of him that was like, let’s just get this over with and then I can go back to my life

like at the beginning when he's like "do we really have to do this on my fucking wedding day" he's still like. pissed off his wedding is ruined more than he's thinking he's literally about to die

all his behavior makes perfect sense to me if we assume he thinks he's about to be beaten up and/or raped rather than murdered. like if you think this man is here to Kill You you leave, call the cops, etc. but the other stuff he's already been through and has already established his patterns of behavior around none of which involve Making A Big Deal Of It

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

thinking about how ruben started reading in prison and developed such a melodramatic vocabulary because he assumed niall would become a posh scholar who smokes pipes in tweed jackets and he needed to try and stay in his level somehow but instead niall just steals books and eats cigarettes

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex