dana scully lives in my head rent free

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

im going to explode in the kiln

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

"kill self" at the bottom of an otherwise long and healthy to-do list