Howdy

You're so sick in the head (flirting bc I wanna make you worse)

a hometown is a type of dead wife

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

it's called the weekend because it is a time when you're weakened

Please stay

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender