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if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

I have a disease called if the author tells me this world is good and then doesn’t examine the power structures involved I start looking for the Omelas hole

me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts

Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion..... if i wasnt aborted. by me.

Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

Odysseus as Mrs Piggy confronts Cirice and she just stares at her 'Is this not going to work, or has it already worked'.

@focsle

#womeninthem — new slogan to promote women topping with their nonbinary partners

I went to a library book sale this weekend and I found a very old book called “Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers,” which was published in I think 1975? I’ve been reading it kind of like how I would read a historical document, and it’s lowkey fascinating

There’s a whole paragraph that’s like “okay, find the keyboard. Don’t panic if it has more keys than a typewriter, that’s normal. Really, it’s fine. The extra keys don’t make things harder. It’s FINE”

Somebody in 1975 had a better understanding of why artificial intelligence is not in any way “intelligence” than the majority of today’s intellectual minds.