{ plans murder in spanish }

Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Argentina scored (derogatory)

oh uh girlies were getting into the "too fucking hot at night to sleep" part of the year

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*