Got McDunked On :(

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh

It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I'm sorry

you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others

"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you

I don't need to know the names of genres of art to say if I think it's good or bad!

Maybe but it sure makes you look the fool if you complain about a problem and then show an example that is in no way related to what you're talking about. This is about due diligence, not encyclopaedic knowledge. You have to be ACCURATE in your hating at the very least

dave strider could do goncharov but martin scorese could not do the sweet bro and hella jeff movies

This edit is better than entirity of Ralph Breaks the Internet

sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry

sometimes all u need to do is take one second to say "(yeah this is a bit)" if someone is genuinely asking because they genuinely can't tell, and then you can continue with the bit. i just feel like refusing to acknowledge someone saying "i cant tell if youre joking or not" and you just continue, or even say, "im not joking" then you're not being very funny, you're just being kind of mean, i think.

obviously there is nuance to this and if you know someone really well sometimes going in harder on the bit will make them get that it's a bit and that's fine if you know them. but just be mindful, yknow? not everyone can pick up on stuff like that, and pushing harder on a bit by saying "im serious" when someone asks if you're joking or not can be harmful in some situations.

very cool how the gender binary in the emerging trad terf synthesis is like, there are two genders, the one that does bad things and the one that bad things are done to. the only thing in the world is immorality and it flows from unexperiencing agents to unacting experiencers.

which naturally appeals to people who would like to be perceived as inherently lacking the capacity for immorality. for whatever reason

anyway remember bell hooks’s very cogent critique of second-wave feminist organizing in ‘sisterhood: solidarity between women’ where she argues that by “bonding as ‘victims’, white women’s liberationists were not required to assume responsibility for confronting the complexity of their own experience … Identifying as ‘victims’, they could abdicate responsibility for their role in the maintenance and perpetuation of sexism, racism, and classism.” it’s not by accident that terf gender essentialism dovetails so much with other biological-determinist & essentialist assumptions including Extremely Racist Ones   

idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.

the amount of parties/field trips i’ve had to help with it’s like…. they’re just kids. they have energy and want someone to listen to them. they’re existing and laughing and having fun. they do not know how to handle everything or do everything. because they are kids. they have their whole lives ahead of them. they love to share things. sorry that makes you disgusted i guess. were you never five. did you not deserve patience and kindness

hey where is this mcdonald's