TV Static

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

It appears to be an ancient creature from the last mice age

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

and unprovoked

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

Your 30’s are for no longer giving a fuck. Go live your life the way you’ve always wanted to.

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

guys something good normal and fun has to happen

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF