Soft and Divine Darling

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

Horrible job everyone

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography