i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

wish i was matthew lynch. happy all the time. loved by everyone. no internal organs

Contrary to popular belief, the Hargreeves were actually numbered on a Jock to Nerd scale

let’s give hozier a bow & arrow and see what he’s capable of

So did anyone else’s brain just stop processing information lately or is it just me

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

me, getting dressed: ok so which fictional character are we manifesting in place of a fixed identity on this dire autumn morning

It is so cruel that we think we’re wasting time when we’re doing something that we love and that does not have any materialistic returns