Amy (i am nothing if not my obsessions)

people can call me a parasocial swiftie but truthfully the only time you’ll hear me talk about her is when a hater talks about her first. babe, one of us is parasocial here and I’m not the one who brought her up.

If I were Chappell Roan, I’d be cussing the mayor of Rio de Janerio out in a expletive filled email

hey, so do I truly think Chappell Roan asked her security to scream at a kid for walking past her table? no, not really. could we maybe let things play out for more than five minutes before jumping to assume the worst of someone with very little context. could we pls learn to do that. because we did very similar discourse about a month ago and that was a pain to get through too.

tumblrs ‘mature content’ policy is so funny because what do you mean you blurred and slapped on a content warning for a perfectly pg and mundane picture but not the HD gifset of Shane Hollander sucking dick

Is this a safe space to say Brie Larson sapphic allegations (affectionately). ?

people who were acting like hudcon were up to some nefarious for being touchy feely with one another, my brother in christ they’ve had fake sex bootys out on top of each other; them being physical in their friendship is the least surprising and least weird thing to ever happen in the history of anything.

we gonna talk about that slutty little outfit or…? 🤭