Twilight Sideblog

crying over the fact that the Cullens gathering witnesses in Breaking Dawn is basically Edward and Bella going around being like 'yeah he rocked my shit #noprotection'

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

i actually do think i’m the most qualified person to be in charge of a twilight reboot. they should let me

because something i think was majorly missing from the movies is just that like. bella and edward just like each other. like yeah it’s this great epic forbidden love drama or whatever but they also are just two high school nerds who like each others nerd shit. she’s reading brontë and austen for fun, he’s listening to debussy in his car, they’re both fighting over who gets to identify mitosis stages under the microscope in bio class, like, vampire shit aside, they’re just two friendless losers who like each other

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

She really just,., said that to him

bella is bland character WHERE??!! bella is a boring protagonist WHO??!!?!

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

Jacob’s thoughts @ Edward whenever they’re within hearing distance of each other

edward was so freaking stupid for thinking that bella would’ve been okay with her getting older. he never thought about how weird it would have been for her to be in her 20's and then 30's and still dating a guy who looks and acts like a 17 year old boy. it is obvious bella's feelings would never change, especially with him around, so i find it selfish that he wanted to have her by his side but on HIS terms, completely disregarding hers feelings.

everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.