IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

I just woke up why y’all yellin

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

im sorry what

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

actually all of my systems are nervous

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us loses and says something nice

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted