Wandering But Not Lost

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I just wanna see black women win. Over and over again.

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

Rent free in my head and I hope to see this man at the pearly gates

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

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Item: Walking Honker

saying “LEAVE IT!!” to my intrusive thoughts like a dog that has something it shouldn’t have in it’s mouth

you can't tell me he didn't improv this with how hard taz is laughing😭