Is it just me or does this seem a little racist?

It’s just you

Amazon whys my cock so small

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

Alexa kill this clown

black mirror season 5

he whispers to my pussy like this every night

we don’t talk enough about how fucking good lindsay lohan’s band was in freaky friday literally every song they performed was a goddamn banger 

i told y’all she was fucking witch

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

im the girls

Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth

Sorry for assuming! i didn’t realize there was such thing as non sexual BDSM as i tend to avoid that side of things >.< care to enlighten an ace bean?

where am i

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure