👅Rah👅

Being my ex is not a flex the fact that you had me and lost me is embarrassing

thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me

the CDC's like "how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn't need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system"

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

@followthebluebell

LMAO