Freddie smiled politely at Darlaâs slightly mocking response to his explanation regarding escargots, chalking it up to a slightly unsightly character trait; an inability to simply be gracious, or to resist the urge to offer a âsassyâ retort - which was fine, he had no shortage of unsightly little traits himself; as did everyone - and the fairy chuckled at her compliment to his accent, giving a little shrug in response. âFrench is one of the languages Iâve spoken the longest,â he said, âIf my accent isnât any good by now, thereâs no bloody hope for me.â
Taking one more sip of his Scotch, Freddie set it down on the counter to be returned to later, flashing Darla another smile and nodding at her idea to start at the top and work their way down again, setting his oven timer, and then waving his sister-in-law back toward the living room. Following her and then leading her on to the foyer, proudly pointing at Bigfruit, Ephramâs large wooden sculpture, as they passed it, heading for the stairs. âThatâs one of your brotherâs pieces,â he told her, âBrilliant, isnât it?â
Freddie led Darla up the stairs, pausing here and there to point out another sculpture of Ephramâs - the one called âA Little Sincerityâ on the landing made of wire, fur, and feathers to represent Ollie, wearing a smoking jacket and pince-nez - or a painting of his own, usually of Ephram himself; then began pointing out bedrooms as they ambled down the second floor hallway. âThatâs a guest room,â he said, letting Darla poke her head in, âAnd soâs this one; and that. And hereâs another looâŚ. I work out in this room hereâŚâ
He smirked a bit as he passed the locked door of his and Ephramâs special room, murmuring, âAnd that room we use for a bit of funâŚâ
Suddenly, there was the soft sound of Ephramâs voice, muffled behind a door, and Freddie smiled, opening it just far enough to blow his rocking-chaired husband, and the baby in his arms, a kiss, before shutting it again unobtrusively. âAnd thatâs, quite obviously, the nursery.â Leading Darla across the hall, Freddie opened the next door and stepped inside, waiting for her to follow, totally unconcerned about the nudes of her brother adorning the walls.Â
âAnd this is the Master.â Freddie pointed first at one door, telling her, âBathroomâs through there,â and then at another, âAnd thatâs my closet.â
Smirking, âAm I right in thinking itâs been our goal all along?â
Darla followed close during the tour, honestly a bit quiet as she took everything in. She commented dutifully on Ephramâs art pieces, but she didnât quite âget itâ. She didnât let that on at all though, and mirrored Freddieâs excitement for each piece. She knew Ephram had done well for himself and married rich, but sheâd had no idea just how well off they were. âThatâs so many rooms, Freddie. You planninâ on openinâ up a backup hotel in here? Christ alive.â
Her brow furrowed a bit at the âplayroomâ but sheâd always known her brother was a sexual creature. As was she. It was nothing to be ashamed of. Still, the thought of them fucking in this house was both disgusting to her and...oddly hot, if she compartmentalized her brother out of the equation.
That was pretty impossible to do though when nudes of her brother lined the walls of the master bedroom. âYikes,â she said, putting up a hand to shield her eyes from it. âCoulda warned me. I ainât keen on seeinâ my brothers dick as much as you are.â She shot him a teasing smirk though. She wasnât too upset, just a bit shocked, and probably would have been regardless of whoâs it was.
âAw shit, am I that easy to read?â she asked, dropping her hand as they turned away from the pictures toward the closet. âCan you blame me for wantinâ to see the home base of your envious sense a style?â