Life As A Lurker

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

maid cafe… but boys as the maids in cute frilly outfits!!!

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

Oh I Love this

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

Could use some money right now.

Sometimes I reblog prosperity spell memes. Because why not?

Some money went missing from my account. Honestly if it just shows up I’ll be happy.

This is what I’ve been saying. No one in history was straight until very recently.